Sunday, December 1, 2019

Are you and your posterior prepared to save the world? - Or at least do your bit to save Canadian boreal forest? ….

Are you and your posterior prepared to save the world? Or at least do your bit to save Canadian boreal forest? ….

So here´s the deal. My friend Susan who is always good to get to the bottom of things has done it once again - on the topic of … TOILET PAPER!

Kurz gesagt - as we say in German. Old Canadian forest are cut down to make soft and fluffy toilet paper such as: Charmin Ultra Soft, Kirkland Signature and Angel Soft.

So how can you save the world, or at least help save the Canadian boreal forest? You ask in high anticipation:

2) Would you and your posterior consider more boreal loving toilet paper alternatives such as….
Green Forest

365 Everyday Value's Bath Tissue (Whole Foods' other in-house brand),

Natural Value

Earth First

Seventh Generation

Trader Joe's Bath Tissue
If you and your family want to have absolutely no part of ´the tree to toilet pipeline`, do consider these brands of toilet paper made from bamboo. 
 
Who Gives a Crap. Yes, a frightful nomenclature that some will buy because of, and others won´t because of.
Or , the alternative with the more delicate moniker

Tushy
O.K. I admit bamboo anything does not sound at all like ´soft and fluffy´. But, when you consider that a family of four uses on average 100lb of toilet paper a year, perhaps you might give these alternatives a test run if you understand.
Fun, or OMG fact - depending from what end you view the topic:
Guess what Costco´s biggest selling product is? Yes, you are right. Toilet paper!
Think of all that boreal forest just flushed down the drain!
Frightful you will, dear reader, surely agree. 
Option 3 
3) While I am no expert on this topic, I do opine the Indian option of having a small hose/toilet thingy set up beside one´s toilet in the bathroom would rid the world of the whole worry of ´bad toilet paper´. Another option for another e-mail I am sure.


For more details on this delicate topic: See Susan´s e-mail below. 
 
Note: I am sending this e-mail to European readers too, as I have no doubt we have our own alternatives to ´bad for the world toilet papers´. - If any readers know of these alternatives, let me know and I will pass along the info. 
Before ending: If you would rather not receive any more informative (Emoji) or  witty EmojiEmoji blog postings from me, do let me know and I will put you in the ´do not disturb´file.


Hausfrau Róisín

Below you can read Susan X´s e-mail with more details.
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----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Susan <scollinxxx@yahoo.com>


Dear friends,
A friend alerted me to this huge issue a couple of days ago, as I were pushing my buggy through Costco — I was stunned (and ignorant) but now aware I am passing it on to you. You may already be alert to this, but after a bit of research here is what I found.

THE PROBLEM:  Canada’s oldest boreal forests are being flushed down toilets in North America and Costco’s Kirkland brand is one of the worst offenders. 

Until yesterday, this is where I bought my toilet paper.

THE STAND:  It’s clearly time for Costco to clean up its act and switch to post-consumer recycled materials. I signed this petition: Why doesn't Costco care about destroying boreal forests?





THE FACTS:  Twenty-eight million acres of Canadian boreal forest have been cut down since 1996. These are our oldest and most precious forests in Canada. They are our lungs.

According to a report in the Guardian, the average four-person household in the US uses over 100lb of toilet paper a year. (I’m sure we use just as much if not much more here)
Major toilet paper brands have refused to use more sustainable materials, the report says, because Americans tend to more concerned than the rest of the world about ideal toilet paper texture in their homes, largely due to decades of marketing around toilet paper softness.

It’s mostly the big brands of quilted paper that score badly, with Charmin Ultra Soft, Kirkland Signature and Angel Soft all receiving F grades because they contain little or no recycled material. 

THE OPTIONS: Luckily, a few toilet paper brands managed to nab "A" and "B" scores on the NRDC and Stand.earth's scorecard. Coming in with "A" grades are: Green Forest, 365 Everyday Value's Bath Tissue (Whole Foods' other in-house brand), Natural Value, Earth First, Seventh Generation, and Trader Joe's Bath Tissue (the store's other in-house variety). And the only brand to get a "B" grade is Marcal, for both the 1,000 and Small Steps varieties. These brands scored higher because they use recycled paper to make their TP.
That said, there are plenty of other ways to make your toilet routine even more eco-friendly. Brands including Who Gives a Crap and Tushy make toilet paper out of bamboo, which can grow up to 39 inches in a day, making it a very sustainable option, as per Futurism


You and I can make a difference with awareness, taking a stand and putting our dollars toward sustainable toilet paper.

Let's make the little difference, which mean a lot - where we can.
Thanks.

Warm hugs,
Susan