Friday, March 27, 2020

Ten Suggestions on What To Do with one´s time in these times of Covid-19.

So.  Like everybody else in this world who is not a first-responder, I have time. So this is my second blog posting in about a week.  -  Lucky you!!!

Below is a copy of a letter I wrote to the Ryan Tubridy Show on RTE, the national radio station in Ireland.  - And a darn good radio station too.  But I digress.
The letter is as the heading implies about stuff one can do in these days of confinement.  
Note: If you have not already done so: Might I suggest, you read my last posting first.  
While this factual posting may be ´sort of´  interesting, the last posting was all about laughter, more vital at this time.   And much more interesting.  Check it out, you will see.  So now my letter to Ryan Tubridy:   

Dear Ryan,  
For the first time since the year dot, many of us can FINALLY say, yes I HAVE the time.
But regardless of their age, people who live alone may be more vulnerable to falling into isolation and may need some structure to their days at home.


Here are Ten Suggestions on what to do with one´s time in these Covid-19 times. 
 
1) Wake up, pause and consider:  
I HAVE enough time. I do not need to rush rush rush today.

2) Enjoy lazy breakfast.

3) Write a list on what you can do with this precious time; I suggest you break down the list into ´to do´s´that are not fun, and ´to do´s´ that are fun.

4) Start on one of the items on the not fun list. i.e. Write/update last will and testament* ; clean out closets, drawers attic etc. You get the picture.

4b) Set yourself a realistic time for this activity. Then stop regardless of how far you have got. - Don´t forget you have time, you can come back to this tomorrow. 
 
5) Now do something on the ´fun to do´ list: Call a friend, lounge on the couch and read – or not. Try out a new recipe. Write/ update the bucket list…. etc

5b) Take at least twice as much time to enjoy the fun ´to do´activity as you spent on the project on the other ´to do ´list. 
 
6) Exercise. Take your pick, a walk, outside if possible. Dig the garden. If going out is not feasible then play your favorite dance music and dance in the kitchen as if no one is watching.
- I enjoyed hearing about the people in Dublin 8 who were coming out to their front doors at 11.00 am. everyday and exercising – with appropriate social distance, together.

7) Do something nice. Write a letter to someone in your life who is or who was important to you at some point in your life, let them know. Call someone who you have lost touch with. Create some way to acknowledge the people who must still go to work: The medial professionals, food shop/markets employees, bus drivers who ever, they deserve our appreciation. Etc.

8) Between all these activities, take a nice long break for a cup of tea..

9) Pause and be grateful for whatever is precious to you in life. - For example the people on the front lines of the fight against Covid-19 who risk their own lives to keep us safe.

10) Then go to bed, sleep well and then get up and do it all again tomorrow.
      
You HAVE the TIME!

Thank you Ryan, I am home now and call listen to you on my computer. All good stuff.

Yours etc
Hausfrau Róisín
*Full disclosure:    I have a real bee in my bonnet about will writing. Writing a will will effect us in no way what so ever, but it is the most important document most of us will ever write.
It is especially important for people with no children, to decide how they want their inheritance to be used.
See link to my blog regarding will writing. Hopefully, an important message and a smile:    https://irishstewforthesoul.blogspot.com/2017/02/





Saturday, March 21, 2020

Laughter in the time of Corona...

So as well as all that hand washing and singing of Happy Birthday, we all need to smile a bit these days too. - Better again to laugh....

This should shake up the endorphins and spice up the immune system!  See below.

A nun in her 90´s send this to her niece who is a friend of mine...
 
Enjoy - and tell me if you don´t laugh out loud!


These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts. They are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?


ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.


ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?


ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty year old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s twenty, much like your IQ.


ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
ATTORNEY: So, the date of the conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.


ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.


ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?


ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death>
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.


ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard?
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the circus was in town, I’m going with a male.


ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No. This is how I dress when I go to work.


ATTORNEY: All your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.


ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.


ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine specimen?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?


ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.
ATTORNEY: And Mr.Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
And the best for last:


ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: NO.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So then it is possible that the patient was alive when you started the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient still be alive, never the less?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he is alive and practicing law.
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